return my video game
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
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They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
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plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize