my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
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No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
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There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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