i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
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Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think weed is turning my hair brown
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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