Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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