have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
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Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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