Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
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One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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