Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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