I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
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He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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