So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
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He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
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I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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