And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
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Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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