I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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