porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
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Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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