ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
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Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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