i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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