It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
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The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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