Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
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Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
do nipples grow back?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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