Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
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Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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