Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
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There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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