I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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