It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
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Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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