that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
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ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
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Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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