She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
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All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
My day in three words: secret purse cake
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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