.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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