Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
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Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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