Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
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from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
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I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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