You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
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A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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