It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
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That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
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well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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