uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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