You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
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It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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