So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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