Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
No subtext here. People are naked.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
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The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
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We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I deserve this hangover.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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