it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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