so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
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I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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