its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
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Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
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Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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