she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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