I can tuck mytits in my pants
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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