when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
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speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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