just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
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Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
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My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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