Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
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Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
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I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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