Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
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She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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