Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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