Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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