Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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