she sounds like chewbacca in bed
why do cheetos always look like penises
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
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Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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