I need help removing her.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
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If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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