Already got asked if we're dating
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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