whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
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Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
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Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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