Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
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Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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