? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
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This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
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Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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