marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
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its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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